REVIEW: Terminator: Dark Fate (Spoiler Free)

They said they'd be back. An advanced terminator and an enhanced super soldier are sent back in time to war over the survival of a young woman, Dani Ramos, who's fate is seemingly tied to the legacy of one, Sarah Connor. Do I care about the Terminator franchise? That is the big question. Look, I have never … Continue reading REVIEW: Terminator: Dark Fate (Spoiler Free)

REVIEW: Parasite

Finally, 2019 has thrown me a bone. Thriving in poverty, a young man leads his family towards a hopeful profit by tutoring the daughter of upper class tycoons... an initially "simple" task. In all honesty, Parasite has been in Australian cinemas for almost two months now and it was only this week I managed to grab a … Continue reading REVIEW: Parasite

REVIEW: Zombieland: Double Tap (Spoiler Free)

That's so 2009. Ten years on from their first encounter, the makeshift family of apocalypse survivors, Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock attempt to keep their tightknit group together whilst hordes of zombies continue to tear into their lives. I was never the biggest Zombieland fan back in the day. I liked the movie but, I guess, … Continue reading REVIEW: Zombieland: Double Tap (Spoiler Free)

RANKED: September Releases of 2019 (Recap)

September is the new October. Nothing but horror films for as long as the eye can see. Between zombies, cursed books, demonic interstellar clowns and existential space voyages, September has had nothing but gothic thrills and dramatic terror. Although not the best month, at the very least, September kept on brand... profiting off the upcoming … Continue reading RANKED: September Releases of 2019 (Recap)

REVIEW: It Chapter Two (Spoiler Free)

Twenty seven years is so specific... couldn't it have just been rounded up to thirty? *Almost* three decades after the last sighting of the demonic clown, Pennywise, the now middle-aged members of the Losers Club are forced to return to their hometown of Derry to confront It whom seemingly has resurfaced. Following on from the … Continue reading REVIEW: It Chapter Two (Spoiler Free)

RANKED: August Releases of 2019 (Recap)

There was quite an assortment for this month; some noticeable directors at play here, including Quentin Tarantino, Ari Aster, David Leitch and Makoto Shinkai. And from that assortment we got some real auteurs delivering some real works of art... and, of course, I am talking about the month's resident Fast & Furious spin-off. But hey, in … Continue reading RANKED: August Releases of 2019 (Recap)